yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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