We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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