Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You need a sexual gate keeper
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
