everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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