GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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