don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
