I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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