I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If I die, sorry about rent.
Shame - the story of my life.
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