STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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