You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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