these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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