Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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