This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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