His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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