Will you blow on my dice?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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