so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
