why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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