Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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