If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize