margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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