I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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