She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
