absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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