the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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