Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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