Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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