After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sorry about my life...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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