wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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