I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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