Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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