All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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