arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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