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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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