thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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