Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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