Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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