i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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