i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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