I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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