I love black thongs
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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