The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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