We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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