Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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