Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
