There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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