did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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