We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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