He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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