I molested 6 butterflies tonight
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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