dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
