Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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