He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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