yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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