Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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