Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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